Macehunter
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 Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:58 pm Post subject: Here is a great poem about Farts. |
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A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......
A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.
A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......
A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.
From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!
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MrsRiddler
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| Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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I need a LOL emoticon 
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scooter
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:15 pm Post subject: |
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That poem stinks! LoL!!! My wife and I got a pretty good chuckle out of the poem! Is that a Mace original?
~Scooter~
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Fatman
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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I love it, i am printing it and hanging it on my wall. 
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scooter
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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Ha! Is that where the "swift, silent,[/b] and [b]deadly" thing comes from?  Good fun!
~Scooter~
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Tigs
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| Posted: Mon Nov 12, 2007 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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oh man! I put up poems with the like of Whitman, Poe, Hugo and Hughes and everyone is here reading maces ode to bodily functions..Thanks alot MACE!! lol 
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DAK
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| Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:14 am Post subject: |
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LOL its too true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SoundHoggs
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| Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:35 am Post subject: |
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Poetic Justice!
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Aqualung
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| Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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I farted and it said "squirrel" once >.<
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Tigger
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| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 12:36 am Post subject: |
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That so funny! 
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I have something! But its a song. (sorta) Here it goes...
Driving down the highway, highway 94
When _____* blew a big one, and blew me out the door
Enigen could't take it, car fell apart
All because of _____'s super sonic mega fart!
* someones name goes here.
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SoundHoggs
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| Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 1:00 am Post subject: |
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Tigs? 
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